Day One
Rita Ora's debut album
ORA is a generic pop sub genre Bland. It has the pop
album problem of tone because one minute it attempts to be hip hop then
pop rock and then EDM. There is no character to her voice. There is one
good track and that is not even her track; anyone producer made a
successful drum and bass track and they tagged it on as the last track.
Cheryl's
a million lights starts really really well because the beat of the
first track sounds like a hip hop beat but then the song starts...boo.
Unfortunately apart from this drum break it is generic electro pop with a
few slow numbers because we don't want people dancing all the time.
Also how come a lady with the most broad of geordie accents sounds like
Rita Ora on this thing. Autotune?
Heatworms is the new album by
The Shins and it sounds like a good Belle and Sebastian album. +Office Jukebox +
Worhead
is the new
Little Comets album and it is just like the last Little
Comets album I heard, Life is Everywhere. It's not adventurous or all
that interesting. +Office Jukebox +
Sticks and Stones is the
debut album but ex X Factor lady,
Cher Lloyd. This is straight up awful.
It's Eliza Doolittle with synthesizers. The song writing is aimed at
early teens, the production is offensive electro pop. She interpolates
Buffalo Stance by Neneh Cherry with worse lyrics. She 'puts dub on the
track' over dubstep and grime b listers rapping. One track is a pop rock
dubstep mash up that no one wanted, she has a distinctive annoying
voice. It's just awful.
Day Two
All of these are Prince albums and up until
recently I hadn't heard them due to there absence on streaming services.
I am a big fan of Sign O The Times and these projects are very good
like that album but none of the Flawless.
Lovesexy was a great day opener. Very funky and grooves really well but verges on annoying when virtuosity takes over the feel of a track.
Purple Rain features the first
Prince song I remember hearing, Lets Go Crazy, the album is not the
greatest as the music papers claim. It is good for a number of the
tracks are great.
1999, all the tracks are 12" mix length and some work;
DMSR and 1999 but others suffer and are mostly underwritten songs that
shouldn't be 8 mins long.
Around the world in a day is a conscise and
funky LP and probably my fave of the day.
Parade is namely slow and
lacks substance. Girls and boys, kiss and mountains are all fab.
Day Three
Diana Vickers, another ex factor album,
Songs from the Tainted Cherry Tree and has everything wrong with it that
the others do. It has synth pop tracks, pop rock tracks and token
acoustic numbers to bring the pace down.
Fleur East, ex factor
contestant and an album that jumps on the funk pop thing that Uptown funk
brought us. Everyone jumped on it and this album does too even covering
it (Uptown funk) on x factor and tagging it on here. No one told Simon
that funk it's real and not just made in garage band by the blandest
producer. Water down what makes a funk record work and you have this. To
be honest they actually forget it's meant to be funky half way through
and it just becomes bland electro pop. Do Not Listen to
Love, Sax and Flashbacks.
Emma Bunton's album
Free Me is radio 2 the album with some smooth classical pop music. It has a great album cover too.
Title
by
Meghan Trainor is one of the most annoying albums. Lyrically for the
most part is patronizing, her voice is unique but really grates on you,
the idea of reviving doo woop is an odd concept and hence it only
lasted 6 months. It has the worst title too.
Rachel Platten had
one hit called Fight Song, it was a bad song. Generic Triumphant 'yeah I
fought through ________ today, yeah!. the rest of this album
'Wildfire' filled with some
inoffensive bland electronic pop music. Her voice isn't
distinctive,carries no weight to it and that might of made this Album a
bit less poop but I don't remember any other track.
Day Four
Spice Girls
debut album is mostly a fun R &B flavored pop record, it is
consistent in tone. Each member brings something new to the range and
yeah, the music is of its time but it didn't offend me, I actually quite
liked it in spots.
The Saturdays covered the early Depeche Mode
hit and it was a smashing success. That's all I know about them. It's
not a bad song, it's a great song actually just their version was an
exact copy with worse production. This album
(Chasing Lights) for the most part is synth
pop but for some reason pop rock sneaks in. Why can't a bands album
producers talk to each other! I digress, I nearly fell asleep because
the voices all sound the same and they are all auto tuned to hell and
back.
Bewitched is a nineties album. At its heart it keeps the
R&B influenced pop but and this is the good bit: Irish Fiddles, Drum
and Bass Passages, classical guitar, string sections and buzz saw
guitar. All over the baggy, R&B thing. The lyrics are aimed at kids
so can't call them out that much but this album just confused me.
What
will the Neighbors say? by
Girls Aloud saved the day. I love pretty much all this
album. It's consistent, the songs are good (despite the pretenders and
pointer sisters covers) and the production is by one bloke and you can
tell. Love machine has always been a guilty pleasure but it is a great
song, Arctic Monkeys covered it. It has relentless energy. It saved my
sanity and now retrospectively makes me looks stoopid for hating on them
when they first came out.
Ashlee Simpson's
autobiography is an
pop rock album. I miss the days when pop stars could be seen with
guitars and not need to have very few clothes on. Ellie Goulding, I am
looking at you. Yeah, this is a very pleasant pop rock album. This feel
genuine as a project not done by committee of record managers in high
office closing swimsuits for the album photoshoot.
Day Five
Hot thoughts
by
Spoon is the best of post punk rolled into one. It's dark, the drums
are pounding, and the groveling bass. Political as well, there is a
great line about tearing down a certain wall.
The Haze, the new
LP by
Pulled apart by Horses. Is a noisy noise album the buzzsaw guitar
doesn't let up much on these joyous fun garage rock tunes.
Different
Creatures, is the surprise of the day by the band,
Circa Waves who I
keep being told are hip and cool and worth tickets for shows and I
hadn't listened to them. This album is a solid indie rock record
In
Mind by
Real Estate is a dreamy indie guitar album. The first track is
amazing with a great rhythms, fab bass parts and lead guitar lines. Then
unfortunately it ends up petering out into just dreamy guitar lines and
that's it. No song structures just guitars in echo.
Spirit
by
Depeche Mode is a musically stripped back yet lyrically clunky album.
Politically empty lyrics and demanding others for the revolution when
you can play just as much a part yourself. Musically it is great though.